The anatomically correct heart necklace is an awesome twist on the most famous necklace ever, the heart shape. Show your special someone that you love them by giving them your heart, literally, with this anatomically correct heart necklace.

Give your room some style by adding some skater decor with this Skateboard Mirror made from stainless steel, glass, and real skateboard parts. This skateboard mirror can be hung either horizontally or vertically, and makes a great addition to any skater’s bedroom.

Your dog valiantly defends your home, but if given the chance he would jump at the opportunity to fight crime in the streets! Now you can dress your dog up like the super hero he wishes to be with these super hero dog costumes – available in many different styles.

Throw out your ugly Christmas sweaters, the Barbarian Beard Beanie is the only thing you'll ever need to keep warm during the winter. These braided beards come with a horned skull cap that merge together to keep you warm while making you look like a warlord.

All your friends are going to be jelly this upcoming Halloween when you show up with a Rage Face Mask. Youjel.ly sells these brilliantly recreated, hand sculpted, latex rage face masks that will be instantly recognized by any of your fellow neckbeard interweb surfers.

Carry around your stuff in these vintage style medic messenger bags that real men used during battle; If this messenger bag worked for them in World War II, it can certainly carry around chap stick and other sissy items you haul around.

This Tron style motorcycle is a fully functional and street legal bike that is powered by a Suzuki 996cc engine. While riding on the Tron motorcycle you lay in a flat position akin to the Tron movie. For only $55,000.00 you can tear up the streets Tron Style.

This pocket size toolkit is as thin as a credit card so it can easily fit in your wallet. Aside from being as thin as a credit card, this toolkit includes a knife, compass, magnification lens, tweezers, screwdriver, bottle opener, and a toothpick!

Have you always wanted to get a tattoo but have trouble committing to just a single tattoo design? Now you can change the look of a tattoo whenever you want, or even hide it completely with this remarkable tattoo system that is surgically installed into your skin.

No bachelor pad would be complete without an over the top item like an aquarium coffee table. This fully functional coffee table aquarium comes complete with decorative aquarium plants, lighting, filtration pumps, and everything else you'll need.

Keep your desk neat, tidy, and organized with these detailed zombie head desk organizers. Perfect for zombie lovers, these hand crafted urethane zombie heads cleverly allow storage of pencils, pens, letters, business cards, and even sticky notes.

If you're looking for a truly creepy mask then look no further than these Moving Inkblot Rorschach Masks. These hand made masks are akin to the mask seen in the movie Watchmen with the endlessly changing ink blots, and come in five different ink blot styles.

Looking to decorate your home with something intense? Try the steampunk predator statue – this giant statue stands over eight feet tall and weighs over half a ton! Made from recycled metals, this Predator statue will easily be the greatest thing you ever own.

Upgrade your bachelor pad with this modern aquarium sink that can accommodate both fish and plant life. Perfect for any over the top bathroom remodel, this unique sink comes equipped with an aquarium light, air pump, and two large entry points located at the top.

Ever wondered what happened to all those Koopa Turtles that Super Mario annihilated? Well, they were turned into backpacks! The Koopa Turtle Shell Backpack is a cool kid's backpack that isn't very practical, but makes up for it by being so damn awesome.

Give your home some real character and show off your fish with the Labyrinth Aquarium. This Labyrinth Aquarium is designed for tropical fish and includes lights, filters, air pumps, cleaning supplies, and makes a cool gift idea for any home.

Tear up the seas like never before with this dolphin shaped power boat known as the Sea Breacher! This amazing dolphin boat is capable of submerging and launching at a high speed into the air like a real dolphin. Jetskis just became obsolete.

Tag up your walls with something beyond the normal graffiti style with these glow in the dark spray paint cans! The spray paint will glow at night when exposed to UV light, giving off a trippy green glow that will stay illuminated, and is great for parties.

Now we're talking. Introducing the first real lightsaber, not a deadly weapon that will chop heads off but it uses a real laser to power up and down. Sounds pretty gnarly: Fencing or swordplay will cause serious damage to people, pets or property.

Have you ever wondered what the Statue of David would look like if it were sculpted recently using what the average sized man looks like today as inspiration? This obese Statue of David sculpture embodies the gluttony, and the abundance of obesity in modern times.

Prepare your meal with precision with the OCD Cutting Board. This cutting board is the perfect gift for the perfectionist chef – the board comes with ingrained measurement and cutting guide labels for all types of over the top cooking sessions.

Celebrate Oktoberfest like a real German by drinking from DAS BOOT! This massive shoe holds 67 ounces, or roughly five beers in a single glass – enough to get you singing songs from the old country that you’re probably not from.

Want to keep your house smelling fresh but keep your grizzled reputation intact? Well then the Dragon Incense Burner is here to help you – the incense smoke releases from this epic looking Dragon allowing your house to smell and look great.

Prepare yourself for the inevitable downfall of modern civilization with the Apocalypse Survival Kit. Included in this folding apocalypse survival kit is everything you need to defend yourself from violent roaming gangs, zombies, and other hostiles.

The dolphin power boat has a friend. Introducing a 2 person Killer Whale submarine that breaches and submerges just like the Orcinus orca after which it is designed. It can hydroplane up to 50 mph over the water's surface and it can cruise up to 25 mph while submerged.

This mini jelly fish aquarium tank will easily be the most hypnotizing home decor you'll ever own. These jelly fish tanks are custom built to ensure the survival of jelly fish with a custom filtration system, and carry a stylish design with color changing LED lighting built in.

Play billiards on this digitally upgraded pool table that interacts with every movement of the pool balls. Custom set high definition imagery displays underneath each ball, and more of the image gets revealed as the pool balls roll over this high class pool table.

I know what you're thinking. 'Did he fire six shots or only five?' Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a 6 shooter drinking game, and one chamber contains pure vodka, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

If your small pet struggles to stay warm during the cold winters than consider keeping Mr. Fluffums warm this winter season with these stylish pet hoodies. Made from 100% cotton, these sleeved pet hoodies will make your pet feel cool while staying warm.

Looking for a sexy 90s fancy dress costume? This selection of Power Rangers dresses should do the trick, with a range of hot colours and a mix of Cotton and Spandex for that tight fit. p.s. You'll see from the Amazon reviews, this product is not for feminists

Introducing a brand new way to commute to work, the water jet pack is an outrageous invention that allows you to hover 20 feet over water and thrust at a speed of 22 miles per hour. Can you think of a better way to spend $130k?!

Laugh in the face of mother nature with your own personal hands free umbrella dome that will shelter you from the rain while giving plenty of room to talk on the phone, keep your hair all fancy, and ensure you’ll get plenty of looks from jealous haters.

You may not be heavenly, but that shouldn't stop you from walking on water thanks to this inflatable human hamster ball. At approximately 7 feet tall, this inflatable walk on water ball will provide hours of fun on the water, and possibly induce claustrophobia.

Tired of those weak regular laser pointers that don’t paralyze and cause permanent retina damage to someone when you point it at their eyes? Want to own a laser so powerful that it’s practically a lightsaber? Gentlemen, we present to you the world’s most powerful laser.

If you were told you could take only one item with you to a desert island, the Ultimate Swiss Army Knife is that one item you'd take. With over 87 different tools crammed into this one epic package, the Ultimate Swiss Army Knife is the handiest tool you'll ever own.

Not much is known about a ninja's personal life, but one thing we do know is that they don't waste any tool in their weapons arsenal. These ninja star coat hangers are a clever way to hang your wearables at home, and can be installed onto just about any wall surface.

Owning a pair of these medieval hand blades is the closest you\'ll ever get to being born with mutant healing powers and given retractable blades in your fists. These fully functional hand blades are designed with mini skulls and sport a comfortable hand grip as well.

Play chess straight up with this Vertical Chess Set that hangs on your wall liked a framed painting. This unique Chess playing board will easily be a conversation piece in any home and makes a classy gift idea for any chess enthusiast.

Say thank you, sorry or something much ruder with this LED car sign. Choose from one of 16 messages to tell the driver behind you just what you really think, a winky smiley might even get you a date!

Water ski anywhere and be in complete control with this unmanned water skiing boat that is controlled entirely by the skier. This unmanned skier boat holds up to six gallons of gas and automatically shuts off if the skier lets go of the handle.

Coolers are all about getting with your friends and cracking open some beers. So why has it taken so long for some electrical wizards to create this - a cool box sound system. There are lots of options available, this model has a SONY AM/FM CD Reciever with qa plug for your ipod, 3 Way 300W speakers and a battery and charger. Sold.

Give your bathroom some geeky and medieval style with this Dragon statue toilet paper holder. This Dragon toilet paper holder is hand painted and will almost certainly guarantee you'll never seal the deal if you bring a girl over your home.

This over sized gear clock is a stylish work of art – made of various sized gears that will easily be a conversation starter in any home. The gear clock is hand painted and is a great gift for anyone who loves steampunk themed items.

Yarrrr matey, if ye be cravin’ an adventure on the high seas but be land stricken from a case of the scurvy, hop aboard this here Pirate Ship Play House. Built from rugged cedar and redwood, this twenty three foot long play house is the ultimate gift for kids.

Glass bottom boat tours just got knocked down a notch thanks to these amazing clear canoes that allow you to view the marine life below you like never before with up to two people in this clear canoe! This canoe is also collapsible for easy storage.

The iPhone Money Clip Case is a fully functional iPhone case that allows you to easily store your cash, credit cards, and photo IDs neatly on your iPhone – all while still having camera functionality and access to all the iPhone's ports.

Stir up a storm with this tornado automatic cocktail shaker. Impress your friends and make the perfectly mixed cocktail, although you'll still have to get the measures right! This natural disaster in a glass is powered by AAA batteries.

If you wanted a flying car but don't want a pilot's license, or a water jetpack but don't want to be restricted to the water, the flying hovercraft is your answer. It glides over land and water yet also soars in the air up to 70 mph with the aid of integrated wings. It has a 130 horse power turbo charged engine while carrying a payload up to 600 pounds over a distance of 160 miles.

Look and feel like a million bucks every time you go to sleep with these Suit Pajamas. These Suit Pajamas are the officially licensed version of Suitjamas as seen in How I Met Your Mother, and are made from fine silk and cotton for a light and breathable feel.

The Beer Bottle Chandelier is the ultimate lighting source for a home bar or enclosed patio. Made from real beer bottles, the beer bottle chandelier is a beautiful chandelier that displays many colors and makes a great house warming gift that even the wife would enjoy.

The perfect addition for any musician's flat, scrap that, anyone's flat! Guests spotting your Marshall Amp will immediately categorise you as cool, then you grab a bottle of bud from inside and your coolness rating goes through the roof. Probably best not to plug a guitar into it though.

Desperate times call for desperate measures – the only way to survive the cold night is to use your lightsaber to cut open this Tauntaun and use it as a blanket! This Tauntaun sleeping bag is great for geeky sleepovers and makes a cool gift for Star Wars fans.

With the Beer Belly Drinking Sack you no longer have to live in fear that good genetics and/or young age will prevent you from fitting in at your local dive bar. This portable drinking sack allows you to store your beer around your belly, giving off a very believable beer belly.

Proudly mount another zombie kill on your wall with these zombie trophy wall plaques. Painted by hand, these incredibly detailed zombies are the perfect gift idea for the taxidermist who has it all, and will be an instant conversation piece in any home.

You can wake up every day pissing excellence knowing that you’re on the cover of a major magazine with these Magazine Cover Pillow Cases. Available in a variety of magazine covers, these pillow cases make a cool gift for the aspiring celebrity.

Keep warm and look like the Dark Knight with this Batman Snuggie Blanket! The snuggie blanket allows your hands to be free while still giving you the benefit of wearing a full adult size blanket, and makes a great gift idea for the holidays.

"Wallet, phone, keys" (plus another 10 things for girls!) Well now you can just think "Phone, keys", saving valuable time looking and valuable space in your pocket thanks to this handy iPhone wallet - the iWallet!

Let the fine smoke fill your home with this Ent Tree Incense Burner. This unique burner uses cone shaped incense candles and slowly releases smoke from the top of his head, giving off a very cool effect while also making your home smell great.

Add some firepower to your door knobs with these hand gun styled door openers. These hand guns aren’t just for looks either, pulling the trigger on these life like guns achieves the same effect as turning the handle on a conventional style door knob.

Appear to be a super hero with a devastating punch, 950,000 volts to be precise, if the need should arrive. This knuckle blaster stun gun is a great self defence weapon, helping to keep those nasty muggers at bay and impressing passers by with the power of your punch.

Do you hate instantly knowing the time? The Math Clock is here to help. This math clock is a great gift for math teachers, math enthusiasts, and other insane people who somehow enjoy doing math even when they it isn't necessary.

If you are constantly uncovering yourself from the bed sheets at night because you can't maintain a cool temperature then you need a Bed Fan. The Bed Fan will quietly disperse hot air under the sheets and keep you cool all night long so you can get a good night's rest.

If you want something more formal for your cat than a pet hoody, check out these cute hats for cats. There's a wide range of hats to suit any cat fancy dress party. The perfect pet gift!

Time to start dressing around the house like a champion with this Rocky Balboa dressing gown. Made from soft quality velour black with gold satin finished material, it is guaranteed to make you feel at least 20% tougher than normal.

Get your morph on and freak out your neighbourhood with this zombie morphsuit. There's an entire halloween range available, including a Mummy, Frankenstein, a witch, a vampire and even a pumpkin! You can breathe, see and even drink through these amazing suits.

Your lawn is the first line of defense from home intruders. Keep your home safe and sound with these combat lawn gnomes that are armed with AK-47s, rocket launchers, and grenades. These hand made pieces are the perfect gift idea for lawn gnome collector.

The Nerf sniper rifle is yet another nerf toy that we wish they made when we were growing up. You can have an all out sniper war with these fun sniper rifles. This Nerf Sniper Rifle is a great gift for office warfare.

The Space Invaders Couch is one of the highest quality retro video game couches ever made. It's sleek design and memory foam cushioning makes the Space Invaders couch not only incredibly nostalgic, but comfortable too, and makes a great house warming gift for geeks.

Bigfoot exists and this whole time he’s been hiding in your own backyard! This mini Bigfoot statue stands just under two feet tall and will cause all your guests to do a double take when they catch a glance at this urban legend walking around your backyard.

Nobody likes a smelly Jedi, so keep clean and dry yourself off after a nice cleansing shower with these Jedi Bath Robes. These Jedi Bath Robes are officially licensed Star Wars Bath Robes and come in a one size fits all.. even Jabba himself could fit in this robe.

For the ultimate snug nap, try this Hudson Science of Sleep body wrap pillow. This huge double body pillow contours your entire body and supports every inch while sleeping or resting. Straddle it, curl up, or sit in it for bed time luxury. It measures approximately 100in / 250cm in length and is also recommended for pregnant women.

An ideal addition to the frat pool party, PortOPong lets you take your beer pong into the swimming pool. Constructed of heavy duty vinyl, PortOPong is 6 feet long and 3 feet wide with recessed cup holders and one rinse cup holder. Get out your 20 oz party cups and a case or two of your favorite brew to get this beer pong party started!

Like most people, we have been disgruntled for years thanks to the Jetsons making us believe we'd have flying cars by the year 2000. Thankfully, the Future™ has finally arrived – flying cars are now available to the general public! All you need is a pilot's license to fly it.

You’ve never truly experienced pizza until you slept in it. Perfect for kid’s sleep overs, these hand made comfy pizza slice sleeping bags can be custom ordered with your choice of toppings that comes either as extra pillows or as fixed blanket decorations.

The Gear Ring is a cool and innovative product with completely functional gears built in the ring. The gears move when you twist the top and / or bottom of the ring – making this ring a really cool gift for guys for geeky people who love mechanics.

Upgrade your wardrobe with some intergalactic Pilot style with this Star Wars X-Wing Pilot Hoodie. This hoodie comes with a front zipper and a hood that doubles as the X-Wing Pilot Helmet and is a great way for Star Wars fans to stay warm this winter.

Harry Potter fans can now control any TV with the flick of the wrist with this magic wand TV remote control! This magic wand TV remote control has 13 different gestures to do everything from turn the TV on and off to changing the volume or channel.

Love making cake pops but want to stream line the process of clogging those pesky arteries? Now you can make up to seven cake pops at a time easily thanks to this Cake Pop / Donut Hole maker. This cake pops maker comes with a non-stick coating for easy clean up as well.

If you want to stay looking trendy on those long space travels, nothing tops these Princess Leia Headphone Covers. Designed to fit right over your own headphones, these Princess Leia style buns also work great in the winter as earmuffs. May the Schwartz be with you.

Instead of eating out of non-edible bowls like a healthy person would, you can now eat from artery clogging cookie bowls! This Cookie Bowl mould has six cavity moulds to allow you to easily make delicious cookie bowls that will turn any meal time into an epic meal time.

The Nintendo Gameboy Dress is the ultimate way to ensure you'll never run out of facebook stalkers. This nintendo gameboy dress is handknit and comes in multiple sizes so that women everywhere can drive the geeky male population crazy.

Enjoy a full moon every night and keep your bed room lit up with the Moon Wall Light. This bed room light has a built in sensor that activates the Moon's illumination when the room starts getting dark and makes a cool gift for a kid's room.

If you loved playing with transformers as a kid, you’ll love this Transforming USB flash drive. Equipped with four gigs of memory and built to look like Ravage, the decepticon transforming jungle cat definitely has more than meets the eye.

Looking to attract video game nerds with reckless abandon? These video game inspired Health and Mana Potion earrings will score huge points on the gamer girl scale with the geeky fellas.

Carry your newly born baby with ease thanks to the Peekaru hands free baby carrying jacket. The Peekaru is a cool gift idea for parents who live active lifestyles and want the ease of carrying around their baby while still being able to use their hands freely.

Finally the case you've been waiting for. It's slim, adding only 1.3mm of thickness, and protects your phone from drops, kicks, scratches, dust, and water - yes it's waterproof! If that wasn't enough, the case converts the back of your iPhone into a mini sub-woofer for a more thumping sound. Genius.

This Snuggle Pillow will always be a shoulder for you to lie and cry on. This pillow is machine washable, includes the removable t-shirt, and also is a great neck pillow. Makes a great gift for the constantly neglected forever aloners or girls on the rebound.

Want to have a fish aquarium in your house but want it to look sleek and trendy? This fish condo aquarium is the solution to all your problems (mostly).

If you’re tired of living the humble life and want to show off to everyone then these Gold Bar Door Stops are for you. The whole world will know “you’ve made it” when they see these gold bars in your home in combination with your $100 bill roll of toilet paper.

Remember those pin art toys that would capture whatever you placed into it? That same design concept has been inserted into this Pin Clock. See a video of it in action here. The clock is quite loud though, but if you\'ve ever used a pin art toy you are familiar with the sound.

Yes, nothing will class up your shiny new BBQ grill better than this clever, stainless steel, anatomically correct, man-shaped, stick figure roasting tool that helps keep your hot dog up and off the grill.

Remember how great the 1980s were? We don\'t either! Now you can mockingly honor the decade known best for cocaine and bad fashion with this 80s style iPhone case that will turn your sleek iPhone into a bulky and cumbersome brick like device.

The G1 Transparent Pool Table is as cool as it is expensive. At a whopping $46,000.00 this pool table is incredibly well put together and makes you feel like you're playing a more trendy and futuristic version of billiards.

When you need to stay safe from the rain but also want to keep your man ego intact, a sword handle umbrella is the only solution. From broad swords to samurai swords, you'll look like a rain impenetrable warlord walking around with any one of these umbrellas.

Checkers was fun when you were a kid, but now that you’re all grown up you’ve probably wondered how you can still enjoy the game of checkers. The answer is simple: shotglass checkers. Nothing gets a party going better than checkers and alcohol.

Drink from the skull of doom with this Crystal Skull Shot Glass. Able to hold up to 2.5 ounces of your favorite liquor in it's unique inverted skull shape, you'll look like such a cool guy as you look straight in the eyes and down your shots.

This novelty iPhone case is a tribute to the greatest portable gaming device ever… so it's no coincidence that the Gameboy iPhone case may just be the greatest iPhone case ever. Share the Nintendo love by giving this iPhone case to a fellow gamer.

Our spidey sense is tingling – it's saying we're about to go broke thanks to this unbelievable Metal Spiderman Table from the amazing Kreatworks Etsy shop that specializes in huge metallic statues. This Spiderman Table is a definite must buy for Spiderman fans.

Ditch those annoying buzzing, vibrating, and ringing alarm clocks. You can now wake up naturally with this gradually increasing Wake Up Light alarm clock that also serves as an iPod dock to play your favorite music as you slowly wake up.

These are the droids you’re looking for… The R2-D2 Beanie is a hand knitted head warmer styled after one of the most easily recognized Star Wars characters and is a cool gift for Star Wars geeks. Quantity is limited on these R2-D2 Beanies so act fast.

Not since the Kool-Aid Man walked the streets has drink dispensing been so portable. The Dual Drink Backpack allows you to easily carry around refreshments and refill drinks, making you the go to guy for keeping the party alive and kicking.

Never lose your keys when you get home with these human key holders. These hilarious and useful key holders work by storing your keys in the “human” area so you never lose sight of your keys. The set includes two human key holders.

This beer ammo bandolier is the perfect way to carry a 12 pack of beer when tailgating or at parties. If G.I. Joe were an alcoholic, he\'d use this beer ammo bandolier. This Beer Ammo Bandolier makes a great party gift.

A little known fact: dragons became extinct through massive over consumption of alcohol (combined with smoking too many incense sticks.) And as a relic to this imaginary historic event, we bring you the perfect gift for all those dragon fans that love a drop of wine.

This high quality and super detailed camera lens is actually a coffee mug you can drink out of! The camera lens coffee mug is a great gift for photography enthusiasts, and will surely turn many heads when people see you drinking out of it.

Aerate your wine in a unique way that requires no wine bottle attachments. These unique wine glasses feature a built in aerating fountain in the center that will disperse the wine out over nine different aeration spouts, infusing oxygen into the wine to release more flavor.

Keep your cereal from getting soggy with the Obol “never soggy” cereal bowl. This one a kind cereal bowl is divided into two sections – one for your milk and one for your cereal. The Obol is also great for soup and crackers, chips and salsa, and cookies and milk.

Combine form and function with this innovative and modern stainless steel knives set. This cleverly designed set of knives looks like a solid piece of steel initially, but in fact each one of the four included knives can be pulled off from the block.

You'll be sleeping with the fishes with this Shark Sleeping Bag. This sleeping bag also works well as a body pillow or as the most threatening weapon you can wield in a pillow fight, and makes a cool gift to compliment shark week.

If you like to bike at night and want to make sure you'll always be seen by oncoming traffic then these LED Bike Wheel Lights are for you. Along with providing safety, they also look incredible with 32 full color LED lights that easily install into your existing bike's wheels.

The BookBook iPhone Leather Book Case is a stylish two in one iPhone cover and wallet that perfectly stores your phone, credit cards, ID, and small bills. Made from genuine leather, this iPhone case makes a cool gift for iPhone users who like organization.

If you’re a computer geek but high end computer mouses aren’t your thing then you’ll love the Pixel Mouse. Designed to look like a pixelated pointer hand, this geeky computer mouse is a cool gift idea for geeks and fans of the old school pixelated computer hands.

Light up the sky with these easy and fun to use Chinese Flying Lanterns. Simply light the bottom of the lantern, let it fill it up with hot air, release it, and watch it fly away! These Flying Lanterns are sure to create a lasting memory whenever they are lit.

Take your next fancy dress party to the next level with this replica Daft Punk helmet. One size fits all, it include four bright LEDs, an adjustable computer chip for light speeds, and a sealed gold finish for that authentic look. Harder, better, faster, stronger.

Mmmmm, pancakes. Just add some butter pillows, lashings of maple syrup and yourself (actually scrap the syrup, might get a little sticky.) These super comfy lounge pillows come in a range of different stack sizes and measure 36" in diameter. Get 'em while they're hot!

Train for the upcoming zombie apocalypse like never before with the 5K zombie survival marathon that will be coming to a city near you! This one of a kind marathon includes obstacle courses as well as endless zombies scattered throughout the marathon.

This magical music monkey is the perfect desktop companion - he dances, he plays music, he's the cuddliest speaker you've ever owned. He's powered by USB or AA batteries and is compatible with any MP3 player including your laptop or PC. Dance monkey boy, dance.

Building scale model cars is a fun hobby for people of all ages, but rarely does anyone paint and construct them to look like beat up, worn down, rusted hunks of junk on their way to scrap yard; These wrecked and rusted model cars are a fun twist on the typical model car.

Convert your boring home light switches to these nostalgic arcade style light switches. These arcade light switches are great for game rooms or kids rooms, but look especially great in your parents basement that you still live in at the disturbing age of 31.

Always forgetting to fill the water bowl? This paw shaped paddle allows your dog to get its own water while improving its cognitive skills. If he's really clever, he'll learn to soak the cat.

Floppy disks are no longer obsolete relics of technology past, because now they are cute and comfy little sleeping buddies.

You have to see this mini cannon destroying a beer bottle to understand what you're dealing with here. Not only would this look great on your mantlepiece, but gather together the right explosives (fuse, gunpowder and BB bullets) and you have yourself an amazing party trick. Safety instructions and where to buy explosives at http://www.pocketartillery.com.

Stay dry and lit up with this LED Light Up Umbrella. This umbrella features an LED shaft that lights up with multiple colors. At 36 inches long this light up umbrella is perfect for rainy nights or to put together a Blade Runner style costume.

Quit waiting for your hands to evolve into giant shovels so that you can build that mega sand castle you’ve always been dreaming of making. These Hand Shovels are the perfect way to scoop up sand, dirt, rocks, and more with ease using just your own hands.

Do you have a busy job that barely gives you enough time to eat? Now you can multitask between work and food with these Pen Cap Eating Utensils. These eating utensils also work great when no other eating utensils can be found near by at your job.

Fight off evil blood suckers with this Vampire Hunting Kit. The kit includes everything you'll need to kill a vampire such as but not limited to: a cross sharpened into a dagger, vintage coffin nails, vintage holy bible, and all the other essentials to kill a vampire.

It’s hard to not do a barrel roll of excitement when you first see this Star Fox Arwing model plane. Made from real wood, this classic design perfectly captures the aircraft that Star Fox piloted in the legendary game series and also comes with the model stand shown.

Are you feeling lucky today, punk? The .44 magnum is the most powerful handgun in the world, capable of blowing your head clean off – and now it’s the manliest ring in the world. This ring makes a great gift for guns enthusiasts, and Dirty Harry impressionists.

1Minime creates custom bobbleheads based on the picture you send to them. Along with the high attention to detail faces, there is an wide selection of bobble head bodies to attach your custom designed face onto, ranging from kids to adult bodies.

It's dangerous to go alone, take this Zelda Master Sword USB Drive! This Zelda Sword unsheathes to reveal the USB drive, comes in various memory sizes from 4 GB all the way up to 32 GB, and makes a great gift idea for Zelda fans.

Chill your drink while also reminding yourself that global warming is killing off polar bears as these arctic ice cube molds melts away. The molds are easy to make, just add water, freeze them, then watch them melt to nothing – just like their real life counter parts!

This radio control flying shark needs to be to seen in action. When in motion the shark's back fin moves and gives a surprisingly realistic look to anyone caught in this deadly beast's way. The flying radio control shark is made from durable nylon and uses refillable helium.

Cut and serve a full size pizza with ease with the Pizza Scissors Spatula. This brilliant kitchen tool merges scissors and a spatula so you can cut and pick up a pizza slice all in one quick motion without burning your hands or having any toppings fall off.

Transform your regular MacBook's apple logo light into a ball of ice being conjured by none other than Sub-Zero from Mortal Kombat. These stickers are low-adhesive vinyl that can easily be removed and reapplied without leaving a sticky residue on your MacBook.

Neglect the outside world more efficiently with this iPhone app that enables you to text while walking by using the iPhone’s built in camera so you can see where you are going while both your face and attention span are buried in your phone.

Don’t get shown up by the Flendersons two houses over this Holiday season – go all out and over kill your Christmas decorations this year with the Two Story Inflatable Reindeer. It also includes an integrated fan that inflates this massive Reindeer in only five minutes!

This is one laptop cover that will definitely set you apart from the rest. It looks like a century old leather book, but it holds your laptop nice and snug while making you look like some 18th century scholar, and most impressively it doesn't overheat your laptop.

Classic, chic and luxurious, the Michael Kors Wallet Clutch case blends an iPhone 4 case and a designer wallet. When open, the clutch displays your iPhone 4 on the right and a wallet on the left. This pocketbook style with a solid side spine adds a protective layer for additional support and durability.

Scare the life out of your fellow arachnophobe friends with this remote control tarantula with light up spider eyes. This 1:1 scale R/C spider has a furry texture as well as independent leg movement to seem even more like it’s real life counter part.

Light up your bedroom at night with Science™! Creating a beautiful show of pink and purple lightning, these plasma bulb night lights are mini versions of the classic plasma light toy that we all were enthralled with as children, and makes a great gift idea for any kid’s room.

Show off your nerdy Mario side with the Piranha Plant Earrings. These custom made earrings are modeled after the always troublesome piranha plants from the Super Mario games, and have a clever design where it looks like the plant is biting on your ears.

Roll out looking like a true Autobot with this Steampunk Optimus Prime Helmet. This highly detailed, battle worn, bronze finished Optimus Prime helmet is a full size adult costume helmet but also makes a great display piece for any geeky room.

Prepare yourself for the zombie apocalypse with these life like Zombie practice targets that will instantly gush with blood when shot; You can even blow their heads off. Available in many zombie forms, from standard to nazi zombie, to even ex-girlfriend zombie targets.

Avoid constantly tangled earbuds wires with these zip-up style earbuds/headphones. These zipup style earbuds are great to take to the gym where more traditional loose hanging earbud wires often get caught in workout equipment.

Greet your guests with bitter surprise with these out of the ordinary doormats. Durable and easy to maintain, these non-skid vinyl backed doormats are a great way to express your thoughts on the annoying neighbors and solicitors in your neighborhood.

Ditch the lame headset and talk to your friends like an old fashioned radio talk show host with this Retro USB Microphone for your PC. In addition to the retro style, this USB microphone also includes noise canceling and natural sound reproduction technology.

Live in a Salvidor Dali surreal painting with this melting clock. It's designed to be placed on a shelf, watching time melt away - maybe put it over the fireplace for some added realism. Oh it's made of plastic so don't let it get too hot!

Recycling and steampunk will never look better than they do on this Optimus Prime statue. Standing nearly nine feet tall and weighing in at over a thousand pounds, this steampunk Optimus Prime statue is an incredible art piece for both geeks and steampunks enthusiasts.

If an Irish Coffee is coffee with a drop of whiskey, this unique furniture piece must be an Irish Coffee Table! The whiskey barrel coffee table opens up for storage and features an original barrel tabletop with a rustic feel age stained base.

That standard three megapixel camera in the iPhone not good enough for you? With this ingenious iPhone SLR Adapter you can now take incredibly detailed photos on your iPhone like never before by mounting your favorite SLR camera lens onto your iPhone.

Look stylish and feel comfy at the same time with these dress pant sweatpants. Now you can wear sweat pants all week while watching cartoons on the couch without fear of social backlash thanks to these sweatpants that perfectly mesh style and comfort.

In the show Man vs. Wild, Bear is put in extreme situations with little tools to survive the wilderness except his survival skills. You, however, are not Bear Grylls, so come prepared with this ultimate survival kit that includes everything you'll need if things go south.

This is the coffee mug you were looking for! This high detailed ceramic Storm Trooper\'s Head Coffee Mug is a great collector\'s item for any Star Wars fan, and goes great alongside the equally amazing Darth Vader and Boba Fett Coffee Mugs.

Blend the real world with the 8 bit world with this fun pixelated 8 bit shirt tie. The 8 bit tie comes in blue or red and has jagged edges that remind us of a simpler time when graphics were pixelated and an italian plumber named Mario was all the rage.

Buy this and you're one step closer to being Barney Stinson and owning the ultimate bachelor pad. The price tag says it all - this is the real deal, a full size Supreme Edition Stormtrooper costume that can be worn to a party or be set up to guard your rebel base.

With the under water scooter you can now explore miles of ocean without breaking a sweat. Great for scuba diving, snorkeling, and just general ocean fun, the underwater scooter weighs only ten pounds and will provide up to two hours of effortless underwater propulsion.

This toy helicopter comes with four rotor blades that can be controlled with your iPhone, iPad, or Android device. This neat quadricopter also comes with a built in camera that relays back to your smart device, and also a protective shell for indoor use.

Light up the kid\'s room with these night light globes or grab a single globe and use it as a light source. These portable nightlight globes are available in any color you like, and stay lit for thirty minutes before fading to darkness to ease any kid into falling asleep.

This is some clever stuff. Rather than buying a bulky waterproof case for your device, send it off to Liquipel and they will coat it in a magic substance that will completely waterproof it. Angry birds in the shower at last!

Have your room glowing with the force or even decorate your Christmas tree in geeky fashion with this set of mini R2-D2 lights. Included in this set are ten mini R2-D2 lights that will go perfectly with any Star Wars fan’s memorabilia collection.

Convert your lame human foot prints into some cool animal foot prints with these unique sandals. These animal footprint sandals are a great gift for kids who love animals but also can be quite useful for criminals looking to evade trackers.

If you love narwhals, these handmade clay narwhal figurines will be your kryptonite. Each little narwhal figurine is just under five inches long when including the size of it's horn, and because they are hand made figurines no one narwhal is alike.

Now you can act out all of the greatest Star Wars Lightsaber battles with your own friends – these lightsabers are a great gift for kids or for Star Wars fans who are into dressing up in character. These lightsabers are lightweight and come with 22 LED bulbs inside.

Real men fight bears, arm wrestle lions, and drink exclusively from skull shot glasses that are lit on fire. Now you too can own yourself some skull shaped shot glasses and finally be able to say you're own your way to becoming a real man.

The Adjust-A-Cup measuring cup is a clever little cooking tool to save space, allowing you to throw out the endless assortment of varying cup sizes and use just one adjustable measuring cup for all your cooking needs.

If spiderman had a dashboard, it would be made of this. The grippy pad is made of an advanced silicone material that is non adhesive and yet everything sticks to it. Not just for your dashboard either, check out this vertical demo

Show off your elite hunting skills with this T-Rex trophy wall mountable sculpture. Not only will guests of your home think you are a deadly hunter, but they’ll also be impressed that you were invited to visit the exclusive Jurassic Park island – and then killed anything that moved.

You can now live a healthy life style while also being a raging alcoholic – all thanks these Multi Vitamins for Drinkers! These multi vitamins are not a gag gift, they were created specifically to help drinkers replenish nutrients needed for healthy liver function and more.

Keep track of your progress while reading your favorite book with these clever Wicked Witch Bookmarks. Made from polymer clay and thick cardboard, the feet of the wicked witch will stick out over two inches so you’ll easily be able open to the page you were last on.

These Ice Mold Shot Glasses are the perfect way to make sure that your liquor never goes warm and also makes sure nobody cradles their drink all night long – if you don’t down your shot quick enough it’ll melt away and spill over the negligent Debbie Downer.

I think you've stepped in some gum. Errr, nope, that's my heel. Introducing the Kobi Levi Chewing Gum shoe that will have heads turning - especially your partner when he sees how much they cost!

Remember that really cool swinging kinetic energy sculpture that was so distracting in the Iron-Man movie? Sure you do. Well it's real, and you can buy it! This sculpture makes a cool gift idea for the work place to keep you endlessly distracted.

Let this year’s trick or treaters know you mean business by making them walk past these frighteningly evil looking mini Scarecrow statues before they can ever get any candy. These mini Scarecrow statues stand just over two feet tall and make a great decoration for Halloween.

Give your room some retro video game style with these Pac Man Wall Stickers. These wall stickers perfectly capture the vintage look of Pac Man and when combined with the Arcade Style Light Switches make for one epic looking video game room.

If you’re tired of walking your dog in the rain and returning home with your dog dripping wet, then you need a Dog Umbrella. The Dog Umbrella is a see through umbrella that also works as a leash, keeping your dog in your control and out of the rain.

It’s just a flesh wound! The black knight is the bravest knight in all the land, willing to fight til he is nothing more than a stump. This fourteen inch tall fully dismemberable black knight plush toy is a must have item for fans of the Monty Python movies.

Make your MacBook even more aesthetically pleasing with this Iron Man MacBook Sticker. This vinyl sticker goes over the Apple logo, cleverly giving off a glowing effect to Iron Man’s hand. These stickers are water resistant and won’t leave any sticky residue if removed.

Still in concept stage but hopefully this one gets up. Italian-based ADR Studio have created a prototype for the world’s first Instagram photo camera, armed with a duffle bag worth of features, including 16 GB mass storage; Wifi and Bluetooth; an Internal printer to make your Instagram photos real; and paper cartridge with Instagram Paper Sheets.

Star Wars Lego was such a great idea and this is possibly the greatest product to date. The Lego Millenium Falcon is a giant Lego kit spanning nearly three feet long and two feet wide with an amazing attention to detail.

Want to watch TV from the couch and eat at the same time? Want to use your laptop while sitting without heating your crotch to Mordor like levels? The lift out coffee table is here to help, with it’s spring assisted transformation mechanism to lift up and out with ease.

Transform from being a boring and regularly clothed to sporting a vicious looking open mouthed Raptor with the Raptor Hoodie. This Raptor Hoodie is a great gift for people who love dinosaurs and is available in both kids and adult sizes, so we can all dinosaur out!

Send a special message with every gift you wrap with these word search wrapping papers. Printed on high quality wrapping paper and available with twenty different messages, this unique wrapping paper makes even boring gifts awesome!

Now you can make cookies and brownies or even cakes on a stick with this Cakesicle cooking pan! It is a non stick pan and includes 24 sticks. It's a great gift for moms or anyone who likes to bake.

Dog goggles - do you see what they've done there? Help your dog to be the coolest pooch in town with these protective eyewear - perfect for pups that like to stick their head out of the car window, or spend all their time catching rays. Be safe in the sun!

The mini fire extinguisher lighter is a cool twist on the tried and true fire extinguisher. Made from solid metal, the mini fire extinguisher lighter is refillable and has an adjustable flame and makes a great stocking stuffer gift for smokers.

We all know home-brewing - it takes months, sits in the domain of science teachers, and the results taste horrendous. It's time for an industry shake-up, introducing the DIY Juice to Alcohol Kit. Grab a 64oz bottle of juice, pour in a packet of the kit's yeast and pop the airlock top on. And then the magic science begins, converting the fructose of the juice into alcohol and carbonation. Within 48 hours (you can start tasting after 24), you'll have your very own alcoholic beverage. Cheers to that!

If you think the icade cabinet is a bit too much, but love the idea of a joystick for your tablet gaming, then this is the gadget for you. The JOYSTICK-IT Tablet Arcade Stick easily attaches to your cabinet to give you a more precised gaming experience - no wires or batteries needed. Here's your chance to get up there on the global leaderboard!

You might not be driving around in the Batmobile, but with the Batman brake light cover you can still show off your love for all things Batman by easily covering your car's brake light and displaying the bat signal to all the envious drivers behind you.

Play a game of billiards on one of the greatest pony cars to ever grace the auto industry – the 1965 Ford Mustang. These custom made Mustang Pool Tables comes with real chrome bumpers, working head lights, real tires, and real wheels.

A happy pig is a musical pig. With volume adjustable ears, speakers for eyes and a mean sub-woofer under the surface, this disco pig is ready to party. Don't go smashing him.

Walk around in the middle of the night without fear of stepping on random objects on the floor with these light up slippers. These slippers don't need to be turned on manually, just slip your feet into them and the weight sensor automatically turns the slipper lights on.

This is more than just a cute plant pot. The base is a built in water resevoir, and as the water levels fall so does the squirrel. When he's nearly out of view, it's time to re-water your plant. Just don't let the dogs anywhere near him.

Keep track of the new year and put your love of popping bubble sheets to use with this brilliant bubble wrap calendar. Every day that goes by you'll get to enjoy the simple joy of popping a bubble off the calendar and it looks great in the home or at the office.

Confuse your guests with these electric salt & pepper battery shaped shakers. Grinding with Salt n Pepe is so 1985, get with the technology era and add some geek to the table.

Kids learn about trivial things such as how everyone poops, how babies are made, and other useless information. You would be doing a disservice to your child if you don't teach him/her about zombies now. Buy this book, it may just save your child's life.

Before the recession hit, the purest form of wealth was exhibited by how much money you could wipe your ass with. But now in these tough economic times, how is one supposed to keep up this expensive habit? The answer is these novelty money toilet paper rolls.

Oh my god, you killed Kenny… with your door! This free do it yourself guide from instructables will show you how to make these amazingly detailed Dead Kenny Doorstops that will be an instant conversation piece in any home or office.

Sick of conventional car jacks and their cliche use of leverage? Now you can fix a flat tire, look underneath your car, or just start some kind of weird new car posing stance with ease by using your car's exhaust to power this inflatable car jack!

Draw attention to yourself when sitting outside on these funky outdoor light cubes. You can vary brightness, choose from 20 colours and even have the colours cycle on a speed setting of your choice. These rechargeable LED cubes are waterproof and come with a handy remote control.

Break out that box of old Super Nintendo cartridges you've got in storage because now you replay all the classics in this amazing handheld Super Nintendo player! Shaped like the original controller of a Super Nintendo, this pocket SNES is great for nostalgic gamers.

Finally a knife holder that calms the murderous rage we all feel for our ex's! This five piece knife set includes every type of knife you'd typically use to murder your ex, comes in a wide variety of colors, and is the perfect gift for the heartbroken.

Rather than putting your dog in your handbag, why not turn it into a handbag with this luxury puppy purse (dog not included.) Sling Fluffy over your shoulder or carry him in your hand, there are a few different varieties in varying sizes with adjustable straps to make sure your puppy is enjoying the ride!

Add some high tech style to your home faucet with this temperature sensitive LED Faucet. The color of the lighting changes depending on the temperature of the water that is coming out: blue means the water is cold, green means the water is hot, red means the water is very hot.

Carry your gear around in a duffle bag that looks like a classic spray paint can. Featuring built in pockets and shoulder straps, and made from water resistant fabrics, this spray paint can duffle bag makes a great gift for artists who want a unique way to transport their gear.

It's rumored that Jedi knights get their high connection to the force because of all the sushi they eat. You can be a Jedi too if you eat enough sushi while using these lightsaber chopsticks… well, probably not. But they are pretty cool chopsticks.

Make your dog look like a Star Wars AT-AT with this geeky and highly detailed dog costume. This concept dog costume will make all the other pooches in the neighborhood jealous this Halloween.

Light up your house with a nuclear explosion! The nuke lamp is a unique table top light that is shaped after the explosion seen from a nuclear bomb detonation. Designed using fluid dynamic simulations to create the shape, this unique lamp will be an instant conversation piece.

Look fresh to death at the next LAN party and get noticed by all the geeky honeys with these Google Nike Sneakers with G technology built in. These Google Sneakers are one of the many amazing custom shoes designed by Daniel Reese, and are a cool gift for geeks.

Looking for a cute way to show off your inner pyscho? Then you should try the chainsaw necklace charm – this unique hand made silver necklace charm is a great gift idea for people who love unusual and interesting jewelry and comes with the necklace chain too.

Developed for military use, this is the beach mat that is impossible to cover with sand. The 64' mat is made from two layers of woven polyurethane that instantly filter sand to the beach as soon as it falls on its surface. The polyurethane acts as a one-way filter, preventing sand from reemerging through the bottom of the mat. It also eliminates dirt, dust, and water from its surface, is rip proof and won't absorb moisture so no mould. Genius.

Decorate your room with one of the most recognizable games ever with the Super Mario Wall Stickers. Included in this Super Mario Wall Sticker package are three large and restickable vinyl decals, with dozens of individual decals in each package.

The only thing better than snow cones is more snow cones! The only thing better than even more snow cones is making them in a nostalgic old fashioned snow cone machine! This snow cone machine goes great in any home and your kids will love it.

No more fights need to occur over who gets the delicious corner brownies thanks to this endless edge brownie pan. Now every brownie piece in this brownie pan has a delicious crust.

You've got the R2-D2 bin, you've got the hat, now add him to the dinner table with this awesome pepper mill. We're still waiting for the C3PO salt shaker - we sent an email to Obi Wan, he's our only hope.

These shotgun shot glasses are probably the only time you want to take a 12 gauge to the face. Makes a great gift for those who love guns, alcohol, and drinking. Also possibly the only fun way mix guns and alcohol and not have things end badly.

Give your Holiday tree some ‘ol time zombie cheer with this rotten zombie toe Christmas ornament. These unique hand painted zombie toes are perfect for hanging on your slowly dying Christmas tree, and also make a great replacement for your lucky rabbit’s toe.

The toilet bowl coffee mug is without a doubt the classiest coffee mug in existence, even with the seat left up. It's an even finer item when you use the toilet bowl coffee mug as a bowl to eat out of, and makes a great gag gift for people who have awful drink preferences.

Turn your regular iPhone into a classic looking cassette tape with this cool iPhone case. The cassette tape case is flexible, sturdy, has openings for all the cable slots, and you can choose between a variety of colors for this cool novelty iPhone case.

Rock out with the most popular and deadliest weapon world wide – the AK-47. The AK-47 is an actual functional guitar that has been created by modifying a real AK-47. This is a concept item only

This inflatable water slide stands an impressive sixteen feet tall and is the ultimate water slide for the summer time. The gigantic water slide also features a large standing area inside of the slide, making for an excellent hang out spot on the water.

This 14 foot Iceberg is climbable, can be used as a diving platform, hangout spot, or even as a small island for those lonely nights when the wife kicks you out of the house. Best $6k you'll ever spend, guaranteed.

These Russian style AK-47 Lamps can be powered by electricity or Vodka and make a great gift for thugs, gangsters, goons, and mobsters alike. These AK-47 lamps are hand made with extra attention to detail and stand nearly three feet tall.

Decorate your lawn with your favorite NFL team with these giant inflatable NFL players and let all your neighbors know where your loyalties lie. These inflatable NFL players come in every team, with the choice of alternate uniforms and also a different stance.

Get your morph on and show your national pride with this American flag Morph Suit. You can breathe, see and even drink through these incredible suits, an amazing addition to any fancy dress party.

Throw away those cheap and uncomfortable ear buds that you got for free and listen to your music instead with these giant ear bud speakers! These novelty earbud speakers can be powered by batteries, USB, or connected to a wall outlet and have a built in amp.

Ever wonder what Uranus tastes like? Thanks to these chocolate planet balls, we now know that planet tastes like milk tea. Included in this tasty pack of geeky chocolates are eight different planets, each with their own unique flavor.

The world\'s largest gummy bear is an epic achievement in mankind\'s history. The world\'s largest gummy bear weighs over 4.5 LBs and has a wide variety of uses outside of it\'s own nutritional value. The world\'s largest gummy bear also is a great Valentine\'s Day gift.

If you fancy yourself as a bit of a traveller, and want everyone to know just how many places you've been, this is the perfect gift for you. The land masses are covered in gold foil that can be scratched off to reveal the countries you've visited. Alternatively you may have more creative uses for it, like Barney (How I met your Mother) keeping a track of female conquests around the world. Not a great idea for the married folk though...

Mother Nature’s original pillow has finally been redesigned. The Log Pillow is softer, friendlier, and has a better personality than your typical wooden log. While you can’t build a fire with it, the Log Pillow works great for camping trips, pillow fights, and even makes a great friend.

The mini iPhone speaker amplifier is a device that attaches to your iPhone and boosts the sound levels by 13 decibels without requiring any battery use, just good old fashioned acoustical science. It also doubles as phone stand so you can watch movies and shows.

Now you'll no longer struggle to relieve yourself during those half awake bathroom visits in the middle of the night with glow in the dark toilet paper. Functional and fun, you'll know you're getting a complete wipe when the toilet paper stops glowing.

Start your morning shower with a jolt of energy by using the Shower Shock caffeinated soap bar. These soap bars are filled with 200 milligrams of caffeine, good for twelve showers that will wake you up when you’re feeling tired and groggy.

Forged from a thousand enemy swords in the fiery breath of the dragon Balerion the Black Dread, the Iron Throne is the darkly imposing seat of power in King’s Landing. Aegon the Conqueror’s favourite chair is not only for sale, but free delivery! What a bargain!

Power up your collection of footwear with these hand painted Super Mario high top sneakers that feature all the classics from the Super Mario series – from goombas to pirahna plants to power stars to Bowser himself – these will be the most nostalgic shoes you’ll ever own.

Transform your iPad into a retro arcade cabinet thanks to this ingenious device from iON and thinkgeek. The iCADE uses Bluetooth to connect to the iPad so there's nothing else you need to do. Atari, the first name in classic arcade games, has jumped on board to bring a huge suite of classic arcade titles including Asteroids to market with iCADE support built right in. Let's face it, nothing beats an old classic.

There’s no better way to take the edge off a hard day’s work than with a nice cold Duff beer at the local tavern, oh yeahhhhhhhhhh! These real Duff beers are a tribute to the iconic beer brand from the Simpsons, and makes a great gift idea for collectors.

Recharge your USB appliances and mobile devices with ease thanks to this clever wall outlet with two built in USB ports. Now you can throw out all those bulky USB power adapter. This USB Wall Outlet is a great gift for the workplace or home office.

What you're looking at isn't a real playstation controller, it's a bar of soap! This playstation controller soap bar is “grape soda” scented and is made with high quality soap ingredients. Makes the perfect gift for the hygienically forgetful gamer.

A natural prograssion from the heli craze that's sweeping the nation, these bad boys fire missiles to turn fun into war. There's a built in gyro to keep it steady, 3 channel controls, and some satisfying missile firing noises to really scare the cat.

Whiskey stones are freezable naturally mined soapstones that will keep your drink cold but won't water it down. The whiskey stones will keep your drink cold up to an hour, allowing you to savor the delicious whiskey or other liquor of your choice.

Keep your drink insulated and your hands dry with this cute monster shark drink cozy. Hand knit from machine washable acrylic, these shark drink cozies come in a variety of colors and make a great gift for a Shark Week themed drinking party!

Show your love of star wars with this epic Hans Solo frozen in carbonite iPhone case. This is a flexible silicone case available in black and white, the perfect gift for a Star Wars fan

Drink with caution – there is a deadly surprise waiting at the bottom of this drinking mug. As you slowly drink and the liquid levels drop, the deadly shark reveals itself, sure to scare the living hell out of someone drinking from it for the first time.

Relive the glory days of playing with your food and playing with plastic army men figurines with these rugged and reusable army men food picks! These army men food picks are a cool gift idea for any party, and include six green army men and six gray army men food picks.

Rock out while you wait for your sushi to arrive with these fun Drumstick Chopsticks. Included in this package are four sets of fully functional Chopsticks that each have a drumstick shape at the top allowing you to enjoy your sushi without skipping a beat.

Ginger bread men are so lame. With this cookie cutter mould you can create the coolest cookies in existence: ninjabread men cookies! Three attack poses are included in this cookie cutter set of ninjabread men.

This self sustaining ecosphere is like owning your own little world. The ecosphere is a balance of water, air, and life; technology for this self sustaining ecosphere was developed by NASA scientists in an attempt to study our own planet’s biosphere.

Stop rummaging through your sofa pillows looking for the remote control. Because now your pillow is the TV remote control! This pillow remote control is a universal all in one TV remote with an auto shutoff feature so you don’t mash the controls while you’re lying on it.

Walk your dog at night safely and stylishly with these light up dog leashes. With countless design styles, you will be visible to oncoming traffic in a variety of light colors that you can select to either emit a flashing or steady glow onto the dog leash.

Pizza cutting is serious business, and to get the job done right you need a serious tool: the circular pizza saw. This fully functional pizza circular saw is dishwasher safe and has a removable shield for easy clean up after you wreak havoc on the poor defenseless pizza.

Watch your iPhone change colors with just the touch of your hand, pocket or anything else with heat that might come in contact with this heat sensitive iPhone cover. Now whenever someone grabs your phone they will literally be caught red handed.

Like many important life lessons, teaching kids about something is best done in laughable cartoon form. All My Friends Are Dead is a hilarious book that teaches your kids about death. Follow this book up with “Everyone Poops” afterwards to lighten the mood.

Upgrade the look of your fridge, microwave, or any one dimensional home device to look like an app filled iPhone smart phone with these smart phone app magnets. A cool novelty gift idea for geeks, this magnet package comes with eighteen eye catching app magnets.

This was the coolest thing ever when I was a kid. Pull out this bad boy and everyone will get tense thinking things are about to get messy, til you hit the switch and a fancy little comb comes out instead of a blade and everyone sighs in relief.

Table football is normally associated with student flats and bachelor pads. Teckell's foosball tables take it to the next level, with gold plating and elegant design and a price tag to match. This is the perfect gift for the sports lover that has it all.

Remember Bishop's knife trick in Aliens? Maybe that was the inspiration behind this five finger knife set which includes 5 of the most commonly used knives in stainless steel.

Forget to bring your guitar to band practice? No worries, now you can rock out wherever you go with this fully playable Guitar shirt that comes with a mini guitar amp speaker that outputs all major chords as you strum out the guitar using the included magnetic guitar pick.

The cake may have been a lie, but cookies will definitely be served with this Portal Companion Cube Cookie Jar. This officially licensed Portal cookie jar is the perfect addition to any geek’s kitchen and also works great as candy serving jar too.

Keep your poorly lit room well defended with the Portal Turret Flashlight. While this Portal Turret has had it’s dual machine guns disabled for civilian use, it does speak to you with classic lines from the Portal video game and makes a great stocking stuffer gift.

The Plug Mug is a coffee mug with a detachable plug that you keep on you to stop others from every being able to use your mug. This plug mug is great for use at the office where you are convinced your co-workers are the source of every popular disease known to man.

Everything you know is a lie. Drink your beer upside down with this upside down beer bottle glass. This novelty beer glass is dishwasher safe, holds 12 ounces and is a cool gift for parties and will be an instant conversation piece.

This over sized novelty nose shower gel dispenser is awesomely bad. Load it up with green shower gel, shampoo, face-scrub, or soap and you\'ll have a tough time feeling like you\'re cleaning yourself while squeezing out goopy liquid from a big nose to wash yourself.

Go The Fuck To Sleep is a children's book for grown ups, a hilarious take on tired parents who just want their damn kids to go to sleep. Seriously kids, go the fuck to sleep already.

This cleaning putty is perfect for cleaning your electronics; The putty will conform it's shape to any item to ensure it gets into all the cracks and crevices and pulls out all the debris. This putty is the coolest, safest, and most thorough way to do a deep clean all your electronics.

The qlocktwo is an uber expensive digital clock that is available in many different colors, and has a very unique way of displaying the time. This designer clock is a great gift for someone who has it all, and also makes a great house warming gift.

What time is it? The 80s. Or so you'll think with this Rubik's cube clock sitting next to your bed. Thankfully you don't have to get the colours to align before you can see the time, date, alarm and temperature.

These rechargable batteries are just a tad bit cooler than your typical rechargable batteries. These rechargable batteries plug into your USB slot on your computer to get their juice reinvigorated.

Live your life on the edge by washing your hands with grenades! These hand grenade soap bars are custom made to look like the standard issue World War II style steel body hand grenade and make a cool house warming gift for military families.

Eat sushi in style with these highly detailed miniature samurai sword chopsticks. These fully functional chopsticks are a great gift for anyone who is a heavy sushi eater or anyone who loves Japanese culture.

The best way to cure a hangover is to drink even more alcohol eat healthy foods and drink plenty of water. The Hungover Cookbook is a recipe book to bring you back to life in the aftermath of a major binge drinking session.

Hahah, he said pood. It didn't take long for someone to spot the fun that could be had with adding extra letters to Apple's mp3 player, and what could be more apt than a line of baby clothing. Really the bib should light up when the nappy is full, maybe that's the 2.0 version?!

This gumball machine holds 14,000 gumballs. This massive 14,000 gumball machine stands 7 feet tall and is nearly 4 feet wide… Yes, this gumball machine is very real, and very awesome.

Have a geeky jam session with this Pac-Man shaped ukulele. This fully functional ukulele is made out of maple with an ipa fretboard. These ukuleles are also available in various styles such as Steampunk, Transformers, Cupcake, and Panda style via Celetano’s shop.

These Redwood Bonsai trees are like having a mini forest in your own home. Included in this Bonsai tree package are five Redwood Bonsai trees roughly seven years old and nearly two feet tall, and they make a great house warming gift for any home.

Set up a picnic table anywhere you want with this portable suit case picnic table. At only twenty two pounds this picnic table suit case makes an ideal portable eating station while at the beach or at a tail gate party. All you need is to unfold and enjoy your picnic.

This USB Keyboard Mouse combo is made from natural bamboo and is compatible with all computers. The bamboo keyboard and mouse will give you a warm and elegant feel whenever you use your PC, even though you're probably wasting away on dumb sites like this one.

This toilet seat pedal is a brilliant solution to end fights over leaving the toilet seat up and down. Just like a regular trash can pedal, you step on the pedal to lift up the toilet seat, and remove your foot when you are done and the toilet seat slowly drops back down.

If you’re in the market for some serious bottle opening power, there’s nothing more fit for the job than these beer bottle opening wrenches. Each one of these tools started out as a real heavy duty wrench, but now they are modified for one purpose: cracking open a cold one.

Keep the undead away from your wine with this neat zombie wine bottle stopper. These are handcrafted items with a unique design every time. Wine and zombies, it's a natural fit.

Add a touch of class to every drink with the Titanic ice cube mould, and relive the glorious failure that was the Titanic. Included in this Titanic ice cube mould are the moulds for the titanic ship and the merciless iceberg.

Give some life to your inanimate objects around the office with these inanimate character stickers. A great gift for any office, this sticker package gives you 124 waterproof removable stickers. Our personal favorite is the vampire teeth staple remover.

Upgrade the appearance on your old propane gas tank to look just like a LEGO head with this free guide from Instructables. All you’ll need is a propane gas tank and a few assorted paint colors and you’ll be rocking the geekiest gas tank ever.

During the renovations of his lair, Jabba the Hutt’s favorite decoration was converted from a lovely wall ornament to a fully functional desk. Made from metal and fiberglass, this incredibly detailed concept desk is a must have collector’s item for Star Wars fans.

LEGOs aren’t just for kids – this LEGO Taj Mahal set contains just under six thousand pieces and is not for inexperienced LEGO builders. This highly detailed and time consuming LEGO kit makes a great gift for people who want to relive in their LEGO creation days.

Keep your home ghost free and pay tribute to one of the greatest movies of all time with the Ghostbusters Nesting Dolls. These handmade nesting dolls stand just under six inches tall at their largest and feature the main cast from Ghostbusters including Slimer!

No Foul garment is the same. Every panel is chosen at random from hundreds of Foul materials. It will be gloriously Foul. Guaranteed. There are blazers, shorts, shirts, waistcoats and accessories all available, and all foul.

Looking to classy up your dull iPhone but don't want to bling it out with those cheaper cases? Look no further than this delicately hand crafted mahogany iPhone case.

Who better to have guarding your back than Chewie, Star Wars' loveable Wookiee. He's helpful as well, he can carry your books, packed lunch, gym gear - it's almost as if he's a backpack. Oh wait a sec, he is. Sweet.

Stay on point and sharpen your way to honesty with the Pinocchio pencil sharpener. The more you sharpen your pencils, the more honest the little wooden boy becomes with a shorter nose. This functional piece of childhood nostalgia is a great addition to any home office or work desk.

Own the coolest staple remover on the cubicle block by grabbing one of these T-Rex staple removers. This clever design looks like a T-Rex and kind of makes you wonder how well they would do in a corporate environment had they not gone extinct.

For the Horde! These amazingly detailed World of Warcraft Orc masks will have all your friends green with envy. The WoW orc mask is great to wear to LAN parties, sci-fi conventions, WoW interventions, or just about anywhere you will be around fellow WoW gamers.

Easily store your beer on your hip while your hands are busy barbequing, lifting weights, boxing, and doing other manly activities that tie up the use of both your hands. Or have stand offs with other beer slingers to see who has the quickest draw time.

Are you a fan of innuendo? In your endo! This t-shirt is a clever take on the incredibly immature but always hilarious quip. We've all got a friend that repeatedly says it, here is the perfect gift for that immature pal.

Here's a great idea for adding a touch of zest to your meals: the Stem DIY Citrus Juice Sprayer lets you stab your lemon, lime or orange and spray some citrus goodness over your meals. Avoid pips and grotty half squeezed fruit.

Don’t let a hot day stop you from hanging out by the pool, the beach, tailgate, etc… this Chair Sunbrella will keep you comfortable and safe from the sun. The umbrella can be swiveled 360 degrees to easily adjust to the sun’s movement and wind direction shifts.

One of those things you never knew that you really needed! The One Click Butter Cutter takes your refrigerated, hard to slice butter and effortlessly delivers a single slice sized perfectly for your toast. It keeps the butter fresh and breadcrumb free. Hooray!