WTF?

Where's The Fun? Right here. You need more money than sense to buy most of these outrageous gifts, but we'll leave that to your best judgement. How better to spend your hard earned life savings than on a killer whale submarine, a water jet pack and a tron motorcycle? Your financial adviser may have some other suggestions but hey, what do they know?!
  • TRON MOTORCYCLE

    Tron Motorcycle
    This Tron style motorcycle is a fully functional and street legal bike that is powered by a Suzuki 996cc engine. While riding on the Tron motorcycle you lay in a flat position akin to the Tron movie. For only $55,000.00 you can tear up the streets Tron Style.
    $55,000
  • COFFEE TABLE AQUARIUM

    Coffee Table Aquarium
    No bachelor pad would be complete without an over the top item like an aquarium coffee table. This fully functional coffee table aquarium comes complete with decorative aquarium plants, lighting, filtration pumps, and everything else you'll need.
    $660.00
  • STEAMPUNK PREDATOR STATUE

    Steampunk Predator Statue
    Looking to decorate your home with something intense? Try the steampunk predator statue – this giant statue stands over eight feet tall and weighs over half a ton! Made from recycled metals, this Predator statue will easily be the greatest thing you ever own.
    $6,700
  • AQUARIUM SINK

    Aquarium Sink
    Upgrade your bachelor pad with this modern aquarium sink that can accommodate both fish and plant life. Perfect for any over the top bathroom remodel, this unique sink comes equipped with an aquarium light, air pump, and two large entry points located at the top.
    $4,500
  • LABYRINTH AQUARIUM

    Labyrinth Aquarium
    Give your home some real character and show off your fish with the Labyrinth Aquarium. This Labyrinth Aquarium is designed for tropical fish and includes lights, filters, air pumps, cleaning supplies, and makes a cool gift idea for any home.
    $6,500
  • DOLPHIN POWER BOAT

    Dolphin Power Boat
    Tear up the seas like never before with this dolphin shaped power boat known as the Sea Breacher! This amazing dolphin boat is capable of submerging and launching at a high speed into the air like a real dolphin. Jetskis just became obsolete.
    $65,000
  • OBESE STATUE OF DAVID

    Obese Statue Of David
    Have you ever wondered what the Statue of David would look like if it were sculpted recently using what the average sized man looks like today as inspiration? This obese Statue of David sculpture embodies the gluttony, and the abundance of obesity in modern times.
    $79.96
  • KILLER WHALE SUBMARINE

    Killer whale submarine
    The dolphin power boat has a friend. Introducing a 2 person Killer Whale submarine that breaches and submerges just like the Orcinus orca after which it is designed. It can hydroplane up to 50 mph over the water's surface and it can cruise up to 25 mph while submerged.
    $100,000
  • INTERACTIVE POOL TABLE

    Interactive Pool Table
    Play billiards on this digitally upgraded pool table that interacts with every movement of the pool balls. Custom set high definition imagery displays underneath each ball, and more of the image gets revealed as the pool balls roll over this high class pool table.
    $25,000
  • WATER JET PACK

    Water Jet Pack
    Introducing a brand new way to commute to work, the water jet pack is an outrageous invention that allows you to hover 20 feet over water and thrust at a speed of 22 miles per hour. Can you think of a better way to spend $130k?!
    $130,000
  • SELF CONTROLLED TOW BOAT

    Self Controlled Tow Boat
    Water ski anywhere and be in complete control with this unmanned water skiing boat that is controlled entirely by the skier. This unmanned skier boat holds up to six gallons of gas and automatically shuts off if the skier lets go of the handle.
    $17,000
  • PIRATE SHIP PLAYHOUSE

    Pirate Ship Playhouse
    Yarrrr matey, if ye be cravin’ an adventure on the high seas but be land stricken from a case of the scurvy, hop aboard this here Pirate Ship Play House. Built from rugged cedar and redwood, this twenty three foot long play house is the ultimate gift for kids.
    $27,000
  • FLYING HOVERCRAFT

    Flying hovercraft
    If you wanted a flying car but don't want a pilot's license, or a water jetpack but don't want to be restricted to the water, the flying hovercraft is your answer. It glides over land and water yet also soars in the air up to 70 mph with the aid of integrated wings. It has a 130 horse power turbo charged engine while carrying a payload up to 600 pounds over a distance of 160 miles.
    $190,000
  • FLYING CAR

    Flying Car
    Like most people, we have been disgruntled for years thanks to the Jetsons making us believe we'd have flying cars by the year 2000. Thankfully, the Future™ has finally arrived – flying cars are now available to the general public! All you need is a pilot's license to fly it.
    $350,000
  • GOLD BAR DOOR STOP

    Gold Bar Door Stop
    If you’re tired of living the humble life and want to show off to everyone then these Gold Bar Door Stops are for you. The whole world will know “you’ve made it” when they see these gold bars in your home in combination with your $100 bill roll of toilet paper.
    $31.46
  • TRANSPARENT POOL TABLE

    Transparent Pool Table
    The G1 Transparent Pool Table is as cool as it is expensive. At a whopping $46,000.00 this pool table is incredibly well put together and makes you feel like you're playing a more trendy and futuristic version of billiards.
    $46,000
  • TWO STORY INFLATABLE REINDEER

    Two Story Inflatable Reindeer
    Don’t get shown up by the Flendersons two houses over this Holiday season – go all out and over kill your Christmas decorations this year with the Two Story Inflatable Reindeer. It also includes an integrated fan that inflates this massive Reindeer in only five minutes!
    $349.95
  • OPTIMUS PRIME STATUE

    Optimus Prime Statue
    Recycling and steampunk will never look better than they do on this Optimus Prime statue. Standing nearly nine feet tall and weighing in at over a thousand pounds, this steampunk Optimus Prime statue is an incredible art piece for both geeks and steampunks enthusiasts.
    $10,500
  • FORD MUSTANG POOL TABLE

    Ford Mustang Pool Table
    Play a game of billiards on one of the greatest pony cars to ever grace the auto industry – the 1965 Ford Mustang. These custom made Mustang Pool Tables comes with real chrome bumpers, working head lights, real tires, and real wheels.
    $9,995
  • GAME OF THRONES THRONE

    Game of Thrones Throne
    Forged from a thousand enemy swords in the fiery breath of the dragon Balerion the Black Dread, the Iron Throne is the darkly imposing seat of power in King’s Landing. Aegon the Conqueror’s favourite chair is not only for sale, but free delivery! What a bargain!
    $30,000
  • GOLD FOOSBALL TABLE

    Gold foosball table
    Table football is normally associated with student flats and bachelor pads. Teckell's foosball tables take it to the next level, with gold plating and elegant design and a price tag to match. This is the perfect gift for the sports lover that has it all.
    $5,000
  • THE 14,000 GUMBALL MACHINE

    The 14,000 Gumball Machine
    This gumball machine holds 14,000 gumballs. This massive 14,000 gumball machine stands 7 feet tall and is nearly 4 feet wide… Yes, this gumball machine is very real, and very awesome.
    $3,900
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