Home & Garden

Great housewarming gifts for the new homeowner, we present a selection of cool products for decking out your home, kitchen and garden.

SKATEBOARD MIRROR

Give your room some style by adding some skater decor with this Skateboard Mirror made from stainless steel, glass, and real skateboard parts. This skateboard mirror can be hung either horizontally or vertically, and makes a great addition to any skater’s bedroom.

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$175.00

amazon.com
COFFEE TABLE AQUARIUM

No bachelor pad would be complete without an over the top item like an aquarium coffee table. This fully functional coffee table aquarium comes complete with decorative aquarium plants, lighting, filtration pumps, and everything else you'll need.

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$660.00

amazon.com
AQUARIUM SINK

Upgrade your bachelor pad with this modern aquarium sink that can accommodate both fish and plant life. Perfect for any over the top bathroom remodel, this unique sink comes equipped with an aquarium light, air pump, and two large entry points located at the top.

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$4,500

opulentitems.com
LABYRINTH AQUARIUM

Give your home some real character and show off your fish with the Labyrinth Aquarium. This Labyrinth Aquarium is designed for tropical fish and includes lights, filters, air pumps, cleaning supplies, and makes a cool gift idea for any home.

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$6,500

opulentitems.com
DRAGON SKULL INCENSE BURNER

Want to keep your house smelling fresh but keep your grizzled reputation intact? Well then the Dragon Incense Burner is here to help you – the incense smoke releases from this epic looking Dragon allowing your house to smell and look great.

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$25.00

amazon.com
MINI JELLY FISH TANK

This mini jelly fish aquarium tank will easily be the most hypnotizing home decor you'll ever own. These jelly fish tanks are custom built to ensure the survival of jelly fish with a custom filtration system, and carry a stylish design with color changing LED lighting built in.

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$350.00

jellyfishart.com
NINJA STAR COAT HANGERS

Not much is known about a ninja's personal life, but one thing we do know is that they don't waste any tool in their weapons arsenal. These ninja star coat hangers are a clever way to hang your wearables at home, and can be installed onto just about any wall surface.

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$8.00

amazon.com
DRAGON TOILET PAPER HOLDER

Give your bathroom some geeky and medieval style with this Dragon statue toilet paper holder. This Dragon toilet paper holder is hand painted and will almost certainly guarantee you'll never seal the deal if you bring a girl over your home.

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$35.00

amazon.com
BEER BOTTLE CHANDELIER

The Beer Bottle Chandelier is the ultimate lighting source for a home bar or enclosed patio. Made from real beer bottles, the beer bottle chandelier is a beautiful chandelier that displays many colors and makes a great house warming gift that even the wife would enjoy.

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$599.00

yinc.com
TREE MAN INCENSE BURNER

Let the fine smoke fill your home with this Ent Tree Incense Burner. This unique burner uses cone shaped incense candles and slowly releases smoke from the top of his head, giving off a very cool effect while also making your home smell great.

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$8.77

amazon.com
HAND GUN DOOR KNOBS

Add some firepower to your door knobs with these hand gun styled door openers. These hand guns aren’t just for looks either, pulling the trigger on these life like guns achieves the same effect as turning the handle on a conventional style door knob.

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behance.net
THE MATH CLOCK

$The Math Clock$

Do you hate instantly knowing the time? The Math Clock is here to help. This math clock is a great gift for math teachers, math enthusiasts, and other insane people who somehow enjoy doing math even when they it isn't necessary.

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$18.00

amazon.com
THE BED FAN

If you are constantly uncovering yourself from the bed sheets at night because you can't maintain a cool temperature then you need a Bed Fan. The Bed Fan will quietly disperse hot air under the sheets and keep you cool all night long so you can get a good night's rest.

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$80.00

amazon.com
SPACE INVADERS COUCH

The Space Invaders Couch is one of the highest quality retro video game couches ever made. It's sleek design and memory foam cushioning makes the Space Invaders couch not only incredibly nostalgic, but comfortable too, and makes a great house warming gift for geeks.

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$5,000

igorchak.com
MOON WALL LIGHT

Enjoy a full moon every night and keep your bed room lit up with the Moon Wall Light. This bed room light has a built in sensor that activates the Moon's illumination when the room starts getting dark and makes a cool gift for a kid's room.

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$17.00

amazon.com
SNUGGLE PILLOW

This Snuggle Pillow will always be a shoulder for you to lie and cry on. This pillow is machine washable, includes the removable t-shirt, and also is a great neck pillow. Makes a great gift for the constantly neglected forever aloners or girls on the rebound.

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$39.95

amazon.com
FISH CONDO AQUARIUM

Want to have a fish aquarium in your house but want it to look sleek and trendy? This fish condo aquarium is the solution to all your problems (mostly).

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$33.29

amazon.com
GOLD BAR DOOR STOP

If you’re tired of living the humble life and want to show off to everyone then these Gold Bar Door Stops are for you. The whole world will know “you’ve made it” when they see these gold bars in your home in combination with your $100 bill roll of toilet paper.

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$31.46

amazon.com
MECHANICAL PIN CLOCK

Remember those pin art toys that would capture whatever you placed into it? That same design concept has been inserted into this Pin Clock. See a video of it in action here. The clock is quite loud though, but if you\'ve ever used a pin art toy you are familiar with the sound.

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$28.00

amazon.com
METAL SPIDERMAN TABLE

Our spidey sense is tingling – it's saying we're about to go broke thanks to this unbelievable Metal Spiderman Table from the amazing Kreatworks Etsy shop that specializes in huge metallic statues. This Spiderman Table is a definite must buy for Spiderman fans.

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$2,200

etsy.com
HUMAN KEY HOLDERS

Never lose your keys when you get home with these human key holders. These hilarious and useful key holders work by storing your keys in the “human” area so you never lose sight of your keys. The set includes two human key holders.

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$35.75

amazon.com
GIANT PANCAKE PILLOWS

Mmmmm, pancakes. Just add some butter pillows, lashings of maple syrup and yourself (actually scrap the syrup, might get a little sticky.) These super comfy lounge pillows come in a range of different stack sizes and measure 36" in diameter. Get 'em while they're hot!

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$600.00

unicahome.com
ARCADE LIGHT SWITCH

Convert your boring home light switches to these nostalgic arcade style light switches. These arcade light switches are great for game rooms or kids rooms, but look especially great in your parents basement that you still live in at the disturbing age of 31.

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$35.00

etsy.com
FLOPPY DISK PILLOW

Floppy disks are no longer obsolete relics of technology past, because now they are cute and comfy little sleeping buddies.

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$30.00

shanalogic.com
NOT YOU AGAIN DOORMAT

Greet your guests with bitter surprise with these out of the ordinary doormats. Durable and easy to maintain, these non-skid vinyl backed doormats are a great way to express your thoughts on the annoying neighbors and solicitors in your neighborhood.

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$35.00

amazon.com
MELTING CLOCK

Live in a Salvidor Dali surreal painting with this melting clock. It's designed to be placed on a shelf, watching time melt away - maybe put it over the fireplace for some added realism. Oh it's made of plastic so don't let it get too hot!

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$9.89

amazon.com
WHISKEY BARREL COFFEE TABLE

If an Irish Coffee is coffee with a drop of whiskey, this unique furniture piece must be an Irish Coffee Table! The whiskey barrel coffee table opens up for storage and features an original barrel tabletop with a rustic feel age stained base.

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$699.00

amazon.com
PORTABLE NIGHTLIGHT GLOBES

Light up the kid\'s room with these night light globes or grab a single globe and use it as a light source. These portable nightlight globes are available in any color you like, and stay lit for thirty minutes before fading to darkness to ease any kid into falling asleep.

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$76.00

amazon.com
ADJUST-A-CUP MEASURING CUP

The Adjust-A-Cup measuring cup is a clever little cooking tool to save space, allowing you to throw out the endless assortment of varying cup sizes and use just one adjustable measuring cup for all your cooking needs.

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$9.00

amazon.com
T-REX TROPHY WALL SCULPTURE

Show off your elite hunting skills with this T-Rex trophy wall mountable sculpture. Not only will guests of your home think you are a deadly hunter, but they’ll also be impressed that you were invited to visit the exclusive Jurassic Park island – and then killed anything that moved.

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$89.95

amazon.com
PERPETUAL ENERGY SCULPTURE

Remember that really cool swinging kinetic energy sculpture that was so distracting in the Iron-Man movie? Sure you do. Well it's real, and you can buy it! This sculpture makes a cool gift idea for the work place to keep you endlessly distracted.

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$280.00

amazon.com
LIFT OUT COFFEE TABLE

Want to watch TV from the couch and eat at the same time? Want to use your laptop while sitting without heating your crotch to Mordor like levels? The lift out coffee table is here to help, with it’s spring assisted transformation mechanism to lift up and out with ease.

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$199.99

amazon.com
LOG AND SQUIRREL PLANT POT

This is more than just a cute plant pot. The base is a built in water resevoir, and as the water levels fall so does the squirrel. When he's nearly out of view, it's time to re-water your plant. Just don't let the dogs anywhere near him.

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$24.00

amazon.com
BUBBLE WRAP CALENDAR

Keep track of the new year and put your love of popping bubble sheets to use with this brilliant bubble wrap calendar. Every day that goes by you'll get to enjoy the simple joy of popping a bubble off the calendar and it looks great in the home or at the office.

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$20.00

bubblecalendar.com
SOUTH PARK DEAD KENNY DOORSTOP

Oh my god, you killed Kenny… with your door! This free do it yourself guide from instructables will show you how to make these amazingly detailed Dead Kenny Doorstops that will be an instant conversation piece in any home or office.

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instructables.com
OUTDOOR LIGHT CUBES

Draw attention to yourself when sitting outside on these funky outdoor light cubes. You can vary brightness, choose from 20 colours and even have the colours cycle on a speed setting of your choice. These rechargeable LED cubes are waterproof and come with a handy remote control.

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$179.00

amazon.com
WATER TEMPERATURE LED FAUCET

Add some high tech style to your home faucet with this temperature sensitive LED Faucet. The color of the lighting changes depending on the temperature of the water that is coming out: blue means the water is cold, green means the water is hot, red means the water is very hot.

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$60.00

amazon.com
MONEY TOILET PAPER ROLL

Before the recession hit, the purest form of wealth was exhibited by how much money you could wipe your ass with. But now in these tough economic times, how is one supposed to keep up this expensive habit? The answer is these novelty money toilet paper rolls.

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$7.26

amazon.com
NUCLEAR EXPLOSION LAMP

Light up your house with a nuclear explosion! The nuke lamp is a unique table top light that is shaped after the explosion seen from a nuclear bomb detonation. Designed using fluid dynamic simulations to create the shape, this unique lamp will be an instant conversation piece.

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$1,439

shapeways.com
SUPER MARIO WALL STICKERS

Decorate your room with one of the most recognizable games ever with the Super Mario Wall Stickers. Included in this Super Mario Wall Sticker package are three large and restickable vinyl decals, with dozens of individual decals in each package.

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$50.00

amazon.com
ENDLESS EDGES BROWNIE PAN

No more fights need to occur over who gets the delicious corner brownies thanks to this endless edge brownie pan. Now every brownie piece in this brownie pan has a delicious crust.

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$35.00

amazon.com
TOILET BOWL COFFEE MUG

The toilet bowl coffee mug is without a doubt the classiest coffee mug in existence, even with the seat left up. It's an even finer item when you use the toilet bowl coffee mug as a bowl to eat out of, and makes a great gag gift for people who have awful drink preferences.

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$9.00

amazon.com
AK-47 LAMP

These Russian style AK-47 Lamps can be powered by electricity or Vodka and make a great gift for thugs, gangsters, goons, and mobsters alike. These AK-47 lamps are hand made with extra attention to detail and stand nearly three feet tall.

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$445.00

etsy.com
CAFFEINATED SOAP

Start your morning shower with a jolt of energy by using the Shower Shock caffeinated soap bar. These soap bars are filled with 200 milligrams of caffeine, good for twelve showers that will wake you up when you’re feeling tired and groggy.

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$6.99

amazon.com
USB WALL OUTLET

Recharge your USB appliances and mobile devices with ease thanks to this clever wall outlet with two built in USB ports. Now you can throw out all those bulky USB power adapter. This USB Wall Outlet is a great gift for the workplace or home office.

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$28.00

thinkgeek.com
PLAYSTATION CONTROLLER SOAP BAR

What you're looking at isn't a real playstation controller, it's a bar of soap! This playstation controller soap bar is “grape soda” scented and is made with high quality soap ingredients. Makes the perfect gift for the hygienically forgetful gamer.

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$22.00

etsy.com
SHARK ATTACK MUG

Drink with caution – there is a deadly surprise waiting at the bottom of this drinking mug. As you slowly drink and the liquid levels drop, the deadly shark reveals itself, sure to scare the living hell out of someone drinking from it for the first time.

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$10.99

amazon.com
GLOW IN THE DARK TOILET PAPER

Now you'll no longer struggle to relieve yourself during those half awake bathroom visits in the middle of the night with glow in the dark toilet paper. Functional and fun, you'll know you're getting a complete wipe when the toilet paper stops glowing.

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$7.00

amazon.com
SELF SUSTAINING ECOSPHERE

This self sustaining ecosphere is like owning your own little world. The ecosphere is a balance of water, air, and life; technology for this self sustaining ecosphere was developed by NASA scientists in an attempt to study our own planet’s biosphere.

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$54.98

amazon.com
SMART PHONE APP MAGNETS

Upgrade the look of your fridge, microwave, or any one dimensional home device to look like an app filled ~~iPhone~~ smart phone with these smart phone app magnets. A cool novelty gift idea for geeks, this magnet package comes with eighteen eye catching app magnets.

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$9.47

amazon.com
GOLD FOOSBALL TABLE

Table football is normally associated with student flats and bachelor pads. Teckell's foosball tables take it to the next level, with gold plating and elegant design and a price tag to match. This is the perfect gift for the sports lover that has it all.

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$5,000

bornrich.com
PORTAL CUBE COOKIE JAR

The cake may have been a lie, but cookies will definitely be served with this Portal Companion Cube Cookie Jar. This officially licensed Portal cookie jar is the perfect addition to any geek’s kitchen and also works great as candy serving jar too.

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$29.99

thinkgeek.com
NOSE SHOWER GEL DISPENSER

This over sized novelty nose shower gel dispenser is awesomely bad. Load it up with green shower gel, shampoo, face-scrub, or soap and you\'ll have a tough time feeling like you\'re cleaning yourself while squeezing out goopy liquid from a big nose to wash yourself.

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$13.00

amazon.com
QLOCKTWO DESIGNER CLOCK

The qlocktwo is an uber expensive digital clock that is available in many different colors, and has a very unique way of displaying the time. This designer clock is a great gift for someone who has it all, and also makes a great house warming gift.

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$599.00

e.biegertfunk.com
HAND GRENADE SOAP BAR

Live your life on the edge by washing your hands with grenades! These hand grenade soap bars are custom made to look like the standard issue World War II style steel body hand grenade and make a cool house warming gift for military families.

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$14.00

etsy.com
BONSAI MINI FOREST

These Redwood Bonsai trees are like having a mini forest in your own home. Included in this Bonsai tree package are five Redwood Bonsai trees roughly seven years old and nearly two feet tall, and they make a great house warming gift for any home.

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$225.00

amazon.com
TOILET SEAT PEDAL

This toilet seat pedal is a brilliant solution to end fights over leaving the toilet seat up and down. Just like a regular trash can pedal, you step on the pedal to lift up the toilet seat, and remove your foot when you are done and the toilet seat slowly drops back down.

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$25.00

amazon.com

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