Wacky Wearables

This selection of weird and wonderful clothes, accessories and fancy dress outfits should help you become the centre of attention in any social gathering. From star wars replica outfits to immature t-shirts, to Barney Stinson suit PJ's.

  • BARBARIAN BEARD BEANIES

    Barbarian Beard Beanies
    Throw out your ugly Christmas sweaters, the Barbarian Beard Beanie is the only thing you'll ever need to keep warm during the winter. These braided beards come with a horned skull cap that merge together to keep you warm while making you look like a warlord.
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    $45.00
    beardhead.com

  • VINTAGE STYLE MEDIC MESSENGER BAG

    Vintage Style Medic Messenger Bag
    Carry around your stuff in these vintage style medic messenger bags that real men used during battle; If this messenger bag worked for them in World War II, it can certainly carry around chap stick and other sissy items you haul around.
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    $16.99
    amazon.com

  • MOVING INK BLOT MASKS

    Moving Ink Blot Masks
    If you're looking for a truly creepy mask then look no further than these Moving Inkblot Rorschach Masks. These hand made masks are akin to the mask seen in the movie Watchmen with the endlessly changing ink blots, and come in five different ink blot styles.
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    $35.00
    rorschachmasks.com

  • POWER RANGERS DRESSES

    Power Rangers Dresses
    Looking for a sexy 90s fancy dress costume? This selection of Power Rangers dresses should do the trick, with a range of hot colours and a mix of Cotton and Spandex for that tight fit. p.s. You'll see from the Amazon reviews, this product is not for feminists
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    $33.95
    amazon.com

  • NINJA STAR COAT HANGERS

    Ninja Star Coat Hangers
    Not much is known about a ninja's personal life, but one thing we do know is that they don't waste any tool in their weapons arsenal. These ninja star coat hangers are a clever way to hang your wearables at home, and can be installed onto just about any wall surface.
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    $8.00
    amazon.com

  • SUIT PAJAMAS

    Suit Pajamas
    Look and feel like a million bucks every time you go to sleep with these Suit Pajamas. These Suit Pajamas are the officially licensed version of Suitjamas as seen in How I Met Your Mother, and are made from fine silk and cotton for a light and breathable feel.
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    $100.00
    amazon.com

  • BATMAN SNUGGIE BLANKET

    Batman Snuggie Blanket
    Keep warm and look like the Dark Knight with this Batman Snuggie Blanket! The snuggie blanket allows your hands to be free while still giving you the benefit of wearing a full adult size blanket, and makes a great gift idea for the holidays.
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    $28.00
    amazon.com

  • ROCKY BATHROBE

    Rocky bathrobe
    Time to start dressing around the house like a champion with this Rocky Balboa dressing gown. Made from soft quality velour black with gold satin finished material, it is guaranteed to make you feel at least 20% tougher than normal.
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    $72.98
    amazon.com

  • ZOMBIE MORPH SUIT

    Zombie morph suit
    Get your morph on and freak out your neighbourhood with this zombie morphsuit. There's an entire halloween range available, including a Mummy, Frankenstein, a witch, a vampire and even a pumpkin! You can breathe, see and even drink through these amazing suits.
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    $64.95
    morphsuits.com

  • STAR WARS X-WING PILOT HOODIE

    Star Wars X-Wing Pilot Hoodie
    Upgrade your wardrobe with some intergalactic Pilot style with this Star Wars X-Wing Pilot Hoodie. This hoodie comes with a front zipper and a hood that doubles as the X-Wing Pilot Helmet and is a great way for Star Wars fans to stay warm this winter.
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    $150.00
    shopecko.com

  • JEDI BATH ROBES

    Jedi Bath Robes
    Nobody likes a smelly Jedi, so keep clean and dry yourself off after a nice cleansing shower with these Jedi Bath Robes. These Jedi Bath Robes are officially licensed Star Wars Bath Robes and come in a one size fits all.. even Jabba himself could fit in this robe.
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    $84.09
    amazon.com

  • BABY CARRYING JACKET

    Baby Carrying Jacket
    Carry your newly born baby with ease thanks to the Peekaru hands free baby carrying jacket. The Peekaru is a cool gift idea for parents who live active lifestyles and want the ease of carrying around their baby while still being able to use their hands freely.
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    $79.00
    amazon.com

  • SWORD HANDLE UMBRELLAS

    Sword Handle Umbrellas
    When you need to stay safe from the rain but also want to keep your man ego intact, a sword handle umbrella is the only solution. From broad swords to samurai swords, you'll look like a rain impenetrable warlord walking around with any one of these umbrellas.
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    $22.00
    amazon.com

  • R2-D2 BEANIE

    R2-D2 Beanie
    These are the droids you’re looking for… The R2-D2 Beanie is a hand knitted head warmer styled after one of the most easily recognized Star Wars characters and is a cool gift for Star Wars geeks. Quantity is limited on these R2-D2 Beanies so act fast.
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    $55.00
    etsy.com

  • .44 CALIBER CHAMBER RING

    .44 Caliber Chamber Ring
    Are you feeling lucky today, punk? The .44 magnum is the most powerful handgun in the world, capable of blowing your head clean off – and now it’s the manliest ring in the world. This ring makes a great gift for guns enthusiasts, and Dirty Harry impressionists.
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    $140.00
    etsy.com

  • IPHONE CLUTCH

    iPhone Clutch
    Classic, chic and luxurious, the Michael Kors Wallet Clutch case blends an iPhone 4 case and a designer wallet. When open, the clutch displays your iPhone 4 on the right and a wallet on the left. This pocketbook style with a solid side spine adds a protective layer for additional support and durability.
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    $79.95
    e.apple.com

  • SUPER MARIO PIRANHA PLANT EARRINGS

    Super Mario Piranha Plant Earrings
    Show off your nerdy Mario side with the Piranha Plant Earrings. These custom made earrings are modeled after the always troublesome piranha plants from the Super Mario games, and have a clever design where it looks like the plant is biting on your ears.
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    $10.00
    etsy.com

  • DRESS PANT SWEATPANTS

    Dress Pant Sweatpants
    Look stylish and feel comfy at the same time with these dress pant sweatpants. Now you can wear sweat pants all week while watching cartoons on the couch without fear of social backlash thanks to these sweatpants that perfectly mesh style and comfort.
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    $90.00
    betabrand.com

  • OFFICIAL STORMTROOPER COSTUME

    Official Stormtrooper costume
    Buy this and you're one step closer to being Barney Stinson and owning the ultimate bachelor pad. The price tag says it all - this is the real deal, a full size Supreme Edition Stormtrooper costume that can be worn to a party or be set up to guard your rebel base.
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    $809.97
    amazon.com

  • CHEWING GUM SHOES

    Chewing gum shoes
    I think you've stepped in some gum. Errr, nope, that's my heel. Introducing the Kobi Levi Chewing Gum shoe that will have heads turning - especially your partner when he sees how much they cost!
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    $2,240
    levidesign.com

  • PANDA EARMUFFS

    Panda earmuffs
    Keep your ears warm and help advertise the WWF (World Wildlife Federation, not the wrestling) with these neat panda earmuffs. There are some matching hats as well if you can't get enough of the panda.
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    $16.99
    amazon.com

  • RAPTOR HOODIE

    Raptor Hoodie
    Transform from being a boring and regularly clothed to sporting a vicious looking open mouthed Raptor with the Raptor Hoodie. This Raptor Hoodie is a great gift for people who love dinosaurs and is available in both kids and adult sizes, so we can all dinosaur out!
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    $25.00
    amazon.com

  • LIGHT UP SLIPPERS

    Light Up Slippers
    Walk around in the middle of the night without fear of stepping on random objects on the floor with these light up slippers. These slippers don't need to be turned on manually, just slip your feet into them and the weight sensor automatically turns the slipper lights on.
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    $40.00
    opulentitems.com

  • GOOGLE SNEAKERS

    Google Sneakers
    Look fresh to death at the next LAN party and get noticed by all the geeky honeys with these Google Nike Sneakers with G technology built in. These Google Sneakers are one of the many amazing custom shoes designed by Daniel Reese, and are a cool gift for geeks.
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    $300.00
    smonki.wazala.com

  • CHAINSAW NECKLACE CHARM

    Chainsaw Necklace Charm
    Looking for a cute way to show off your inner pyscho? Then you should try the chainsaw necklace charm – this unique hand made silver necklace charm is a great gift idea for people who love unusual and interesting jewelry and comes with the necklace chain too.
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    $65.00
    etsy.com

  • AMERICAN MORPH SUIT

    American Morph Suit
    Get your morph on and show your national pride with this American flag Morph Suit. You can breathe, see and even drink through these incredible suits, an amazing addition to any fancy dress party.
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    $64.95
    morphsuits.com

  • SUPER MARIO SNEAKERS

    Super Mario Sneakers
    Power up your collection of footwear with these hand painted Super Mario high top sneakers that feature all the classics from the Super Mario series – from goombas to pirahna plants to power stars to Bowser himself – these will be the most nostalgic shoes you’ll ever own.
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    $225.00
    etsy.com

  • PLAYABLE GUITAR SHIRT

    Playable Guitar Shirt
    Forget to bring your guitar to band practice? No worries, now you can rock out wherever you go with this fully playable Guitar shirt that comes with a mini guitar amp speaker that outputs all major chords as you strum out the guitar using the included magnetic guitar pick.
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    $30.00
    amazon.com

  • IPOOD BIB

    iPood bib
    Hahah, he said pood. It didn't take long for someone to spot the fun that could be had with adding extra letters to Apple's mp3 player, and what could be more apt than a line of baby clothing. Really the bib should light up when the nappy is full, maybe that's the 2.0 version?!
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    $5.00
    amazon.com

  • FOUL FASHION BLAZER

    Foul Fashion Blazer
    No Foul garment is the same. Every panel is chosen at random from hundreds of Foul materials. It will be gloriously Foul. Guaranteed. There are blazers, shorts, shirts, waistcoats and accessories all available, and all foul.
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    $79.99
    foulfashion.com

  • CHEWBACCA BACKPACK

    Chewbacca backpack
    Who better to have guarding your back than Chewie, Star Wars' loveable Wookiee. He's helpful as well, he can carry your books, packed lunch, gym gear - it's almost as if he's a backpack. Oh wait a sec, he is. Sweet.
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    $47.00
    amazon.com

  • THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID T-SHIRT

    That's what she said T-shirt
    Are you a fan of innuendo? In your endo! This t-shirt is a clever take on the incredibly immature but always hilarious quip. We've all got a friend that repeatedly says it, here is the perfect gift for that immature pal.
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    $15.99
    amazon.com
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